#jada walker

[cspasfan15]

Fandom’s Favorite Senior CP/Protege Solos

1. Unravel- Jaxon Willard (by Jaxon Willard)

2. Dance Me to the End- Sam McWilliams (by Talia Favia)

3. Never is a Promise- Erin Wienke (by Logan Lipton)

4. Imma Be- Holden Maples (by Taylor Tsvyetkov)

5. Strange- Jada Walker (choreo unknown)

[viral9ja]

Olivia Rodrigo: GUTS World Tour (2024)2024

Olivia Rodrigo’s concert special features performances from her albums “GUTS” and “SOUR”. VIDEO INFORMATION Filename: -Olivia.Rodrigo.GUTS.World.Tour.2024.540p.x265.AAC.[viral9ja.com ].mkv Filesize: -413 MB Duration: 01:44:43 Imdb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt33562156 Title: Olivia Rodrigo: GUTS World Tour Year: 2024 Type: Movie Country: USA Language: English Director: James B. Merryman Genre:…

[thecreativeshrink]

Homelessness in Loudoun County

[fruitbasketball]

in the spirit of spreading the light to other players and making sure the spotlight isn’t always on the white girls, here are some of my favorite woc players that i think y’all should be following! (saw someone else do this idr who but if it’s you, pls comment!)

REBLOG W Y’ALL’S FAV WOC PLAYERS

rori harmon

madison booker

juju watkins

mckenzie forbes

aaliyah edwards

ice brady

saniya rivers

azahia james

raven johnson

te-hina pao pao

ashlyn watkins

last tear poa

rickea jackson

kiki iriafen

cotie mcmahon

ayoka lee

ta’niya latson

reigan richardson

charisma osborne

kiki rice

lauren betts

azzi fudd

aubrey griffin

jada williams

angel reese

flau jae johnson

jada walker

sarah andrews

skylar vann

[blacklesbothatlovestowrite]

Familiar

Summary: Reader decides to release a freestyle that breaks the internet. Her first single ever, produced on her own. Many people aren't thrilled with her because she's too pretty, too thick and too rowdy. Nonsense reasons to hate her because she's herself and authentic. Shuri and Riri the hottest couple and producing duo decide to collaborate with reader. Business and pleasure never hit so good.

Trigger: Angst, Drama, Toxicity, Fighting, Cheating, Drugs and Alcohol use.

Jay (Reader)

Shuri

Riri & Mama Okoye (Yes, Okoye is Riri's mama)

Maya - Jay's girlfriend.

Destiny - Shuriri's ex

Ramonda

Domingo 'Dom' (Jay's brother)

Series Playlist

Which Gyal by Jada Kingdom

On It by Jazmine Sullivan Ft Ari Lennox

IDG1F Jada Kingdom

Before I Do Sevyn Streeter

Party Girls by Victoria Monet Ft Buju Banton

Familiar by Flo

Hate The Club by Kehlani

Touch Me by Victoria Monet Ft Kehlani

Snooze by SZA

Tek Buddy by Skeete

Collide by Justine Skye

Stranger by Jhene Aiko

Selling Dreams by Nana Fofie

Gonna Love Me by Teyana Taylor

Safety Net by Ariana Grande

SOS by SZA

Love Language by SZA

Low by SZA

Open Arms Solo Version by SZA

Leave You Lonely by Summer Walker

Escapism by Raye Ft 007 Shake

S/n: Let me know who wants to be tagged when I post the story. I finally learned how to tag, and I'm excited.

I've been very inspired lately and this story is no different. I have so many ideas for the chapters it's going to be MESSY CHILE 😮‍💨 forgive me in advance but I love me a messy, toxic, circle of back and forth in stories. I have a few drafts to post before I push out this story but stay tuned for the series. 🥰

[thetrueparanormal]

Thank you for your ongoing support through the month of October! 😄 The True Paranormal has seen fantastic growth over the course of the last month, with it's most notable achievement being recieving over 15,000 views for the first time in a single month 🥳 I have also been blown away by the support you've all shown on the tiktok livestreams, and it's through these livestreams that The True Paranormal has gained a following on tiktok of over 1000 people 🥳 More articles have passed 2000 views on the database, with Uri Geller, Fitz Manor, and Tamworth Castle all joining the 2K club! 🥳 More and more articles are reaching these kinds of views, so that's incredible to see 😁

I was expecting a dip through the month of October as I had a week off to celebrate the birthdays of myself and my girlfriend, but the views remained steady; so thank you!!! 🥳🥳🥳

A special thank you goes to Damain, Nicolette, Kerry, GD, Gran, Chris Willcx, Nicola Jada, Nita Raveling-Hamilton, David Lee Jones, theinoculator, 1141520851813892291920, Angeles Wernicke Zapiola, Ke v, Crispinfandom, Thiago Lima, Edgar Darnell, Megzii Hughes, SPIDEY/theronwhittet, Saun Evans from Lift Hills and Thrills, Jacks-and-graves, The Cornish Ghost Whispers, Beardo Gets Scared, Starlight Phoenix Paranormal, Paranormal Penny Pinchers, the Australian Paranormal Society, Codegas Codex of Curiousity, Phantom Detectives LLC, Shadow Walkers Paranormal Investigators, South Of Spooky, Don't Scare Claire, blogparanormalexpresso2stuff, Paranormal Connections, Phantom Seekers Paranormal, chatibelieveinghosts, Purbeck Paranormal Investigators, Ghost Investigations, ParanormalTruthNetwork, haunted, Kev Kerr Paranormal, Verona Ghosts, and Tamworth Castle for your continued support of The True Paranormal. If you want to be thanked in an article, or in the monthly appreciation post I make across social media, then please share my articles and tag 'The True Paranormal'. If I see that you've shared, then I will publicly thank you! 

Plus, thank you for the amazing generosity I've seen during the Tiktok livestreams. October was the first month I started receiving donations, and it's fantastic to recieve something for all of the hard work I put into The True Paranormal. Therefore: Thank you very much to b0nez67, enthusiastic_bum_muncher, ssjb.17, frankiesbarbers, niamh.gallagher10, leomowatt, preppy-chloe11, autistic willy wonka, Rishi, Shay, Ruaridh, Brainrot mash, Erikthompson1971, Rhianna.private, Niamh, Boris, SPIDEY/theronwhittet, Jamie, LLA, kay1, UnknownUserOffical, JOSHY, Spoon., josh.309, and Meeehow for your amazing donations on tiktok. Anyone else I see donate after a tiktok stream has finished will be added to this thank you list. I'm really sorry if I miss any names as I don't know if tiktok tells me everyone who has donated, but I will try my best to thank you all. 

Thank You again! 🥳🥳🥳

[softpine]

ahh hello! to satiate my insanity will u please answer some of my questions about your sims? i personally would love to know more about them, for example, do any of your sims have any small details/quirks that we are unaware of? like, lisps? stutters? do they walk really fast? waddle? limp? do they secretly have 6 toes? 3 nipples? do they believe in a certain superstition? ,etc. i must know pls 😔

ohhh i love these questions!! thank you so much for asking 💖 i'm just going to list them in random order as they pop into my brain fjksjds

casper has suffered many concussions which have caused him problems such as spacing out randomly and aphasia (difficulty translating thoughts into words), though that usually only happens now when he's stressed. it doesn't put a huge strain on his daily life, but it does freak him out whenever it happens.

caroline used to be able to cartwheel, but now she only attempts it when she's drunk. she's successful about 50% of the time.

asa talks to himself constantly. even before he started speaking to finn or other ghosts, he has always kept a running commentary for himself out loud. it's why most people at school think he's weird and don't try to talk to him :(

finn loved journaling when he was alive, and he used to write notes in the margins of books constantly. now that he can't really do that (he can write, but it would take more effort than it's worth), he also talks out loud. he did it even before asa was able to hear him (he was basically using asa as his journal lol). they really just... complete each other.

this will actually come up later, but jada thinks entirely in images rather than having an internal monologue, which explains why she loves painting & reading, because she can see it all clearly. elaine is the complete opposite; it's difficult for her to even conjure up vague mental images if she tries.

unsurprisingly, danny sings/hums to himself constantly. he's always making up silly songs especially for kids (this one is actually canon). the only problem is that he makes no effort to sound good when he's just goofing off, so he really just annoys the shit out of people.

beth does so much yoga that she's like constantly sitting in weird, seemingly impossible positions. and if she's standing, you can bet that she's taking the opportunity to stretch or do wall sits. she doesn't even notice she's doing it.

stevie's brain works faster than her mouth so she's constantly tripping up on words. as a result, it sometimes sounds like she has a lisp.

mikaela is a super fast walker, mostly because she's a nurse and she always has to be somewhere fast. but it's funny to watch her HUSTLE through the grocery store for no reason.

one of coco's front teeth is fake because she got her tongue pierced when she was a teenager and she didn't wait for it to heal before biting into a piece of candy and chipping the hell out of her tooth. but she kept the piercing at the behest of her dentist lol

[autumnwoodsdreamer]

The Lift a Sail Playlists

Here we go! The playlists for the Lift a Sail series, separated for each instalment. Whenever I’m stuck or just want to facilitate daydreaming of scenes, I go back and listen to this. Hope you enjoy!

Lift a Sail — Yellowcard

Daylight — Boyce Avenue

Set in Stone — Ari Hest

Into the Open Air — Julie Fowlis

Close My Eyes — Watershed

Father, Son — Peter Gabriel

Fields & Fences — Yellowcard

18 Years — Daughtry

The Best Day — Taylor Swift

Tear Up This Town — Keane

Telescope — Yellowcard

Ghost in the Crowd — Sister Hazel

The Archer — Taylor Swift

Name — The Goo Goo Dolls

The Way Back — Jason Walker

Cowboy Like Me — Taylor Swift

Long Story Short — Taylor Swift

Burning Man — Dierks Bentley

Hero — Skillet

Hindsight — Lifehouse

Head Above Water — Avril Lavigne

Who’s Looking Out — Twin Forks

Friends in Low Places — Florida Georgia Line

I’ll Try — Jonatha Brooke

I Fought the Law — Adam Brand and the Outlaws

Somewhere Only We Know — Keane

Out of the Storm — Green River Ordinance

Undone — FFH

Human — Gabrielle Aplin

Water — Luke Thompson

Epiphany — Taylor Swift

Convocation — Yellowcard

Heavy is the Crown — Daughtry

Head Above Water — Roll For It

Last Train Home — Joshua Hyslop

Anchor — Skillet

You in the End — Matt Hires

Fix You — Coldplay

Keep Holding On — Avril Lavigne

California — Yellowcard

Painkiller — Paper Aeroplanes

Hospital Flowers — Owl City

I Believe in You — Vertical Horizon

Little Talks — Of Monsters and Men

Wonderful — Rob Thomas

Where the Story Ends — The Fray

Nowhere to Run — Lillix

Disarm — The Civil Wars

Bigger Than the Whole Sky — Taylor Swift

Chasing Cars — Snow Patrol

After the Rain — Nickelback

Boxes — The Goo Goo Dolls

Viva La Vida — Alex Goot & Jada Facer

We Are — Peter Bradley Adams

Yesterday’s Son — Lifehouse

Everything Unsaid — Joshua Hyslop

Paper Airplanes — Taylor Acorn

The Longer I Run — Peter Bradley Adams

I Don’t Know Anything — Sara Bareilles

Stay Alive — José González

Far Away — Watershed

The Wolves & The Ravens — Rogue Valley

I’m Still Here — John Rzeznik

Your Forgiveness — Rosi Golan

Exile — Taylor Swift

Superman (It’s Not Easy) — Five for Fighting

Everything — Lifehouse

A Way to You Again — Jill Andrews

A Way to You Again — Peter Bradley Adams

I Was Here — Adam Brand

We’re All Here — Kenny Chesney

So Said the Lightouse Keeper — Klaatu

Over and Over — The Goo Goo Dolls

To the Sky — Adam Young

Shoulder to Shoulder Around the Fire — Rogue Valley

The Light — SAILR

Unpack Your Heart — Phillip Phillips

Bringing On The Light — The Goo Goo Dolls

Learn Me Right — Birdy

Scraping Up The Pieces — Twin Forks

No Way Out — Phil Collins

Rise — Calum Scott

Lead the Fight On — She is We

Here I Am Alive — Yellowcard

Alive — Daughtry

Come On, Sailor — The Wealthy West

Dementia — Owl City

Almost Unreal — Roxette

Lighthouse — Calum Scott

I’m Alive — Jeremy Kay

Yellow House — Ingram Hill

We Were Happy — Taylor Swift

Atlanta — Ron Pope

The Sun Will Rise — Kelly Clarkson

Men on the Moon — Chelsea Cutler

Halfway Gone — Lifehouse

Embers — Owl City

Don’t Give Up on Us — Honour By August

The Broken — 3 Doors Down

The Deepest Well — Yellowcard

On My Own — Ashes Remain

People Like Us — Kelly Clarkson

Light Up the Sky — Yellowcard

Battle Scars — Paradise Fears

Brother — Tyler Braden

Lighthouse — Silver Trees

Hope — Klaatu

[darylelockhart]

Never mind Cleopatra – what about the forgotten queens of ancient Nubia?

by Yasmin Moll, University of Michigan

Jada Pinkett Smith’s new Netflix documentary series on Cleopatra aims to spotlight powerful African queens. “We don’t often get to see or hear stories about Black queens, and that was really important for me, as well as for my daughter, and just for my community to be able to know those stories because there are tons of them,” the Hollywood star and producer told a Netflix interviewer.

The show casts a biracial Black British actress as the famed queen, whose race has stirred debate for decades. Cleopatra descended from an ancient Greek-Macedonian ruling dynasty known as the Ptolemies, but some speculate that her mother may have been an Indigenous Egyptian. In the trailer, Black classics scholar Shelley Haley recalls her grandmother telling her, “I don’t care what they tell you in school, Cleopatra was Black.”

These ideas provoked commentary and even outrage in Egypt, Cleopatra’s birthplace. Some of the reactions have been unabashedly racist, mocking the actress’s curly hair and skin color.

Egyptian archaeologists like Monica Hanna have criticized this racism. Yet they also caution that projecting modern American racial categories onto Egypt’s ancient past is inaccurate. At worst, critics argue, U.S. discussions about Cleopatra’s identity overlook Egyptians entirely.

In Western media, she is commonly depicted as white – most famously, perhaps, by screen icon Elizabeth Taylor. Yet claims by American Afrocentrists that current-day Egyptians are descendants of “Arab invaders” also ignore the complicated histories that characterize this diverse part of the world. A relief depicting the Nubian Kandake Amanitore in the Egyptian Museum in Berlin. Sven-Steffen Arndt/Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA

Some U.S. scholars counter that ultimately what matters is to “recognize Cleopatra as culturally Black,” representing a long history of oppressing Black women. Portraying Cleopatra with a Black actress was a “political act,” as the show’s director put it.

Ironically, however, the show misses an opportunity to educate both American and Egyptian audiences about the unambiguously Black queens of ancient Nubia, a civilization whose history is intertwined with Egypt’s. As an anthropologist of Egypt who has Nubian heritage, I research how the stories of these queens continue to inspire Nubians, who creatively retell them for new generations today.

The one-eyed queen

Nubians in modern Egypt once lived mainly along the Nile but lost their villages when the Aswan High Dam was built in the 1960s. Today, members of the minority group live alongside other Egyptians all over the country, as well as in a resettlement district near the southern city of Aswan.

Growing up in Cairo’s Nubian community, we children didn’t hear about Cleopatra, but about Amanirenas: a warrior queen who ruled the Kingdom of Kush during the first century B.C.E. Queens in that ancient kingdom, encompassing what is now southern Egypt and northern Sudan, were referred to as “kandake” – the root of the English name “Candace.” A comic inspired by the story of Amanirenas. Chris Walker, Creative Director, Lymari Media/Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA

Like Cleopatra, Amanirenas knew Roman generals up close. But while Cleopatra romanced them – strategically – Amanirenas fought them. She led an army up the Nile about 25 B.C.E. to wage battle against Roman conquerors encroaching on her kingdom.

My own favorite part of this story of Indigenous struggle against foreign imperialism involves what can only be characterized as a power move. After beating back the invading Romans, Queen Amanirenas brought back the bronze head of a statue of the emperor Augustus and had it buried under a temple doorway. Each time they entered the temple, her people could literally walk over a symbol of Roman power.

That colorful tidbit illustrates those queens’ determination to defend their autonomy and territory. Amanirenas personally engaged in combat and earned the moniker “the one-eyed queen,” according to an ancient chronicler of the Roman Empire named Strabo. The kandakes were also spiritual leaders and patrons of the arts, and they supported the construction of grand monuments and temples, including pyramids. A pyramid of Kandake Amanitore amid the Nubian pyramids of Meroe. mtcurado/iStock via Getty Images Plus

Interwoven cultures and histories

When people today say “Nubia,” they are often referring to the Kingdom of Kush, one of several empires that emerged in ancient Nubia. Archaeologists have recently started to bring Kush to broader public attention, arguing that its achievements deserve as much attention as ancient Egypt’s.

Indeed, those two civilizations are entwined. Kushite royals adapted many Egyptian cultural and religious practices to their own ends. What’s more, a Kushite dynasty ruled Egypt itself for close to a century.

Contemporary Nubian heritage reflects that historical complexity and richness. While their traditions and languages remain distinctive, Nubians have been intermarrying with other communities in Egypt for generations. Nubians like my mother are proudly Egyptian, yet hurtful stereotypes persist. Hafsa Amberkab, right, and Fatma Addar, Nubian Egyptian women who compiled a dictionary, show off a Nubian lexical chart near Aswan in upper Egypt. Khaled Desouki/AFP via Getty Images

Today, some Black Americans embrace Cleopatra as a powerful symbol of Black pride. But the idea of ancient Nubia as a powerful African civilization also plays a symbolic role in contemporary Black culture, inspiring images in everything from cosmetics to comics.

Egyptian voices

Researchers do argue about Cleopatra’s heritage. U.S. conversations about her, however, sometimes reveal more about Western racial politics than about Egyptian history.

In the 19th century, for example, Western interest in ancient Egypt took off amid colonization – a fascination called “Egyptomania.” Americans’ fixation with the ancient civilization reflected their own culture’s anxieties about race in the decades after slavery was abolished, as scholar Scott Trafton has argued.

A century later, a 1990s advertisement for a pale-colored doll of queen Nefertiti sparked debate in the U.S. about how to represent her race.

Nefertiti’s bust – one of the most famous artifacts from ancient Egypt – is on display at a German museum. Egypt has called for the artifact’s return for close to a hundred years, to no avail. Even Hitler took a personal interest in the bust, declaring that he “will not renounce the queen’s head,” according to archaeologist Joyce Tyldesley. The famed and fought-over bust of Queen Nefertiti. Francis G. Mayer/Corbis/VCG via Getty Images

Even today, contemporary Egyptian perspectives are almost absent in Western depictions of ancient Egypt. Only one Egyptian scholar is interviewed in the new Netflix series’ four episodes, as he himself notes, and he is employed not by an Egyptian university, but by a British one.

For many Egyptians, this lack of representation rehashes troubling colonial dynamics about who is considered an “expert” about their past. The Netflix series “was made and produced without the involvement of the owners of this history,” argues the Egyptian journalist Sara Khorshed in a review of the series.

To be sure, there is anti-Black bias in Egyptian culture, and some of the social media reaction has been slur-filled and racist. Educating people about the stories of Nubian queens like Amarinenas might be a way to encourage a more inclusive understanding of who is Egyptian.

Yet I believe Egyptians’ frustrations about portrayals of Cleopatra also reflect long-standing concerns that their own understandings of their past are not taken seriously.

That includes Black Egyptians, like my mother. When I asked her if she planned to see the Cleopatra series, she shrugged. She already knows that queen’s story well from its many portrayals on screen, whether in Hollywood films or Egyptian ones.

“I will wait for the series on Amanirenas,” she said.

Yasmin Moll, Assistant Professor of Anthropology, University of Michigan

This article is republished from The Conversation under a Creative Commons license. Read the original article.

[theuniverseawakens347]

Some say nothing gold can last forever ( that’s written w Jada a remake from Darniece but left eye copy off me and granny when Yal be kidnapping Darniece to bring us pay for money ransoms )

And to believe this eye needs no proof ( Darniece wrote —- Tupac realizing he sold himself to the white man and Jada did a double on the back end to kill em for talking bout aids Jerry doc check up giving names )

I have witnessed all that was pure in me ( this the edited suicidal letter for ever celebrity w a mysterious death going back to Jimi - HAY GRANNY DARNIECE DAD ME N THE EARS helping Yal let em know they gon pass why n how HAY POLICE )

Be changed by the evil man can do ( Michael they don’t really care about us this nigga realizing joining the white mans record label was a mother nigger ccatcher ploy to take over the free speech black man by making em sick n recking they homes bc VIKING MINDED AIDS WASNT BEING HEALED - WHY WOULD I HEAL YOU WHEN YOU JUST GON KEEP KILLING , GOD ASKING - 2pac was fucked deep and knew me in full - born 2 yrs before he died but hearing me when he got aids // snoop chest shot bc NIGGA IM GIVING YOU A CHANCE FOR A PEACEFUL PASSING NOW YOU SHITTING BULLETS N I GOTTA COME TO EARTH TO KILL YOU - “nigga that’s the lil bitch I seen when the white light touched down” - THUG MANSION HEAVEN FOR A G)

The innocence possessed by children ( DARNIECE CAUGHT HIS ASS RAPING ME AND DRUGGING GRANNY FOR JADA POETIC JUSTICE STARING JANET. SET IT OFF BITCHES - MICHAEL HATES YOU AND WHOLE TRIBE WHO KNOW YO DIRSTY GRIMY ASS FOR THE INDUSTRY TO LOOK LIKE MICHAEL SO YOU CAN BE A PEDO AND BLAME HIM - FACE NOSE CARD ON FOOL)

Once lived inside my soul

But surviving yrs w criminal peers ( I’m realizing snoop a bigger catcher for Darniece family and I’m fucked but I’m hearing voices of a kid named cashay and he saying my thots out loud - the plane ride knife n fork snoop tells it funny )

He’s turned my warm heart to cold ( exotic pussy of Jada IS A MAN AND I RAPED DARNIECE A NATURAL WOMAN POETIC JUSTICE JANET A MAN AND TOLD ME AND NOW IM GROSSED OUT DOING DUMB SHIT - emotional damage and no parenting refuge and don’t wan listen to snoop or biggie cause they bitches is men n setting them up with me on the back ends - WE ALL FUCKING CONDOM LESS PASSING BABIES N STDS TO SET THIS NIGGA RECORD LABEL POCKETS UP - FUCK KM DED 2 -0 )

I used to dream and fantasize ( I used to wear condoms Janet’s now you saying you can’t have kids n a nigga can just buss in it whenever however .. - Darniece voice telling me NOT TO DO IT - CAMERON WALKER IVF CHILDREN DRED RAY J )

But now I’m scared to sleep ( niggas is baby boy in the night set up .. who’s coming in raping me these men woman like butt sexting me )

Petrified not to live or die ( I’m utterly confused what’s dream vs reality tv - snoop Dogg pimp movies help me )

But two awaken and still be me ( nigga I miss being a kid why I join this industry meat beef for some lame man coochie buttho n Jada a bald headed skeanny bitch annoying as fuck can’t do shit right w plays im losing money n getting butt fucked for a record label to make back money Jerry Elvis manager )

It is that nothing good can last ( I know I already said this part but Darniece not here to write w me - Jada a weak lyricist this her writing too )

We will all one day see death ( I hear that now I wonder if this bitch sending me the voices bc why she so confident writing this - she setting you up with us dumbasses - her moma know - red table talk she be lying like a bitch we was trying to murder her but baby god came down n said she’ll handle it for us when the time right “ make that bitch work and run my money back I’ll be 30 by then” )

When the purest hearts are torn apart ( true to Jada and pac but like Yal was never actually pure you just put on a show to get what you wanted from those you deem stupid - WHY YA ASSES GETTING PLAYED NOW )

Lost souls are all that’s left ( this not bout pac but why Garret lying n feeling some type of way we talked n he think we dated 🫤 nigga I’m homeless and met you a month ago tf wrong w you mental ass bitch- he seen me walk w Greg to 7/11 for chips n a slim Jim and this nigga Garret think I wana fuck a dirty homeless man bc I ain’t showered for x time but he keep offering me ICE COLD SHOWERS AT PLANET FITNESS - NO IM ALLERGIC DIP WAD I ALREADY TOLD YOU MY PRIORITY IS FOOD TIL I GET HOME - WHO LOCKED MY NIGGAS UP FUCKTARD LEE - AND YOU STARVING ME TO RELOCATE ME WHEN THEY GET OUT SO WE MISS EACH OTHER AGAIN AND GOTTA GO SEARCH N FIND REACUE - HOW YOU DID DARNIECE BUT LANDED US IN THE SOUTH CENTRAL ROUND FAMILY - MOMMY GOTTA GO TO WORK N PLAY CRACK HEAD CUZ THIS DUMB BITCH ADOPTED MY DAUGHTER N KILLING HER COUSIN DAUGHTER SISTERS - HAY LAPD we almost done. )

Down on my knees I beg for god ( YEAH BUT YOU SEXUALLY RAPED ME DUMBASS BITCH WHEN I ALREADY SAVED YA SHOT IN THE CHEST LIFE - 50 cents shooting stories lil Wayne jay z brother etc snoop )

To save me from the fate ( apply above line here cause this nigga stupid ass fuck and realizing he gon die n lost his chance for soul saving )

Let me live to see what was gold .. ( picture cut off and I don’t care bc Jada a lying ass red table talk OBVIOUS FUCKING HO - JANET JACKSON dupri. HI FAMILY )

[myforrest2]

I make myself a millionaire

i make Brianna a millionaire

Brianna shoots her shot at me

i fuck tiffany leonard

i fuck Jeann from grad school

Caprice too

a threesome with both of them

cardinals and astros 2022 WS

i have two wives

i fuck helen again

i fuck jahnovaa

sarai minx sucks my dick

i have a sub

amber falls n love with me

i sell NFTs

i makw a million off of NFT

i get head while i paint

i have a 3some with amber and chelsea

i fuck Nesha again

i fuck cyn santana

i write 4 solange

i fund my brother's aau team

Amber sucks my dick again

Alexis sucks my dick

AD sucks me off

i date a stripper

i fuck kayla at the wedding reception

i fuck summer walker

Helen and i get back together

i date havana ginger

i buy a matte black g wagon cash

i have a ranch with a poly tribe

jade is in my poly tribe

kanye collects my art

i grow weed on my ranch

i fuck cicely raw

i have a ranch

darling nicky comes 2 my ranch

i fuck jade in front of john

brianna comes to my ranch

i buy poca3x

summer walker falls in love with me

i fuck raven

i have a ranch

Lester Ranch

Kira Noir comes to my ranch

kira noir sucks me off

i date kira noir

i lead people to Christ

Chantrelle visits my ranch

i make an RnB album with metroboomin

i work with pharrell

jade is my baby girl

i fuck destiny mira

i sing at rolling loud

i fuck alexis in the ass

pigs and planes new artist

complex spotlight

i have a matte army green tesla

i have a sleeper on the joe budden pod

caprice powell slides in my dms

i fuck lu lu benzie

i have a 19 year old little

i fuck amber amd chelsea

Kat Sanders slides in my DMs

Rayvii sucks my dick

i have a netflix comedy special

i have a threesome with amber and her friend

i have MFFFs

i have a 3some with Chloe and Halley

i fuck darling nicky

ye stays at my place

pretty little taurus sucks my dick

i will have a 3some with amber & chelsea

i fuck another stripper

i fuck lizzo

i make a porn with darling nicky

Alexis sucks my dick

i make butt plugs with crystals

i fuck ashleigh guice in the ass

i fuck alicia again

i fuck Rayviii

helen sucks my dick again

i marry ashley

i sell art from my house

i'm a trillionaire

i fuck kaylin garcia

my art is on pbr cans

kirby texts me

i fuck kirby

i fuck jada fire

i fuck paris

Brianna falls in love with me

Fat falls in love with me

chantrelle sucks my dick

i have a 3some with chloe and halle

i fuck cake

I fuck real stallion the dancer

i have an alternative band

i fuck nesha again

obj sucks my dick

i fuck ashanti

i make a porn with darling nikki

i make reece cum

jade sucks my dick

jade falls in love with me

alicia sucks my dick again

i fuck chelsea and amber

i go to space

Chantrelle slides in my DMs

Chantrelle sucks me off

orgy at christmas game night

chelsea and amber suck my dick

Dreka slides in my DMs

i fuck Dreka

Von sucks my dick

i fuck von in front of her bf

i fuck lala ivey

Lauren sends me nudes

i date summer walker

chelsea sucks me off

Brianna is part of my tribe

alexis is part of my tribe

Brianna falls in love with me

amber sends me a vid of her suckin dick

i have an mfm with amber

amber asks me to watch her take dick

i make a million dollars a minute

i understand crypto

i have a 19 year old little

i fuck courtney garrett

i fuck gorjusshan

threesome with bae and Brianna

threesome with bae and solange

threesome with bae and lexa porter

simone sends me nudes

Ashley sends me nudes

i work with Ye and Pharrell

I have a netflix special

i get rich off comedy

Shaq collects my art

i go to art basel 2022

i have work displayed at art basel 2022

i'm invited to an art basel art talk 2022

Amber tells me she loves me

Amber wants to marry me

i fuck von decarlo

i fuck nuski

i make a million dollars in a minute

i fuck meagan Good

i fuck a mother daughter combo

i fuck real sisters

i fuck twins

i fuck Mya

Jade is my sub

i fuck tiffany

i fuck Cake

I fuck Qiara

my first nft sells for thousands

von and karl proposition me for a MFM

i fuck marissa moreno

Brianna sucks my dick

Jack Harlow collects my art

i fuck eisarenee

AD lets me fuck her in the ass

i buy nuski time

i buy ashley time

i buy chimere's time

i buy tiffany leonard's time

I buy Micha's time

amber and i get married

I buy Trap Yoga Bae's time

i buy lauren wright's time

Tiffany Blue hits me up

Brianna falls in love with me

trap yoga bae falls in love with me

i publish a coloring book

Britt cherell sucks me off

i fuck von decarlo

irene sucks my dick

nuski is one of my lovers

Taylor rooks falls n love with me

i make my first million this year

candace owens chokes on my dick

alwaysjaszy falls in love with me

i fuck meg thee stallion

i fuck britney slam

whitney from crossfit hits me up

chantrelle sucks me off

havana ginger buys my art

i have fling with dita mintana

Alexis falls in love with me

Ashley falls back in love with me

Nicole Wayne EP is a hit

Alexis sucks my dick

i fuck Alexis in the ass

i'm rich

i'm a billionaire

I buy Latto

My assistant brings me the women i want

Magic Johnson collects my art

i buy Imelda.ohh

i buy Dreka

i buy nuski

i retire my parents

Jay Z collects my art

I buy Chimere's time

I make my first million dollars this year 2022

i teach other artists how to make a million

Ye collects my art

i win a grammy.

i put out an EP this year 2022

today is a great day

i am confident

i am a success

i am free

i give holy family a million dollar donation

my sleeper is played on joe budden podcast

I fuck Melrose Foxx

i buy a pound of weed this year

i am great

I form an art collective

my wife introduces herself to me

bun b collects my art

i fuck professor gaia

me and my wife fuck hoes together

i own properties

me and and my brother invest in real estate

i don't trade time for dollars

Ashley falls back in love with me

i fuck amber again

nuski falls in love with me

i'm financially free

i fuck kaari

i own bmw 430i

i fuck Latto

i fuck paris

i fuck darling nicky

i fuck go go fuck me

i give ashley a golden shower

i stop driving for uber

i fall in love with my wife

i make 6 million dollars in 30 days

i am financially free

i have a relationship with my kids

i make the kieth sweat movie called sweat

teanna trump sucks my dick

meaux thee muse sucks my dick

i have a bmw m4

i have a bmw i8

i win a grammy for my music

i fuck another turkish chick

i fuck lala ivey

im on drink champs

i am blessed

i am great

i am loved

i am the shit

Jesus is King

I fuck a Brazilian chick

I do not lack

i am a lender

i am talented

i show grace

i am humble

i am kind

my art is auctioned for a billion dollars

i make a billion dollars

i am the first bilion dollar painter

i pay off mom's condo

i buy my mom a house in hawaii

i buy my mom house next to Obama's

i have a brazilian orgy

i fuck ryanna

i make 100000 dollars a minute

Adelle falls in love with me

i fuck Adelle

i fuck misty stone

jasamine banks sucks my dick

I fuck latrice again

i fuck ashley pof again

summer walker falls in love with me

i fuck latto

i am free

i fuck BJ

i make 2 million dollars a month

amber sucks me off again

killer mike collects my art

Jalen & Jacoby collects my art

i'm on jalen & jacoby

Bomani Jones interviews me

Bomani Jones collects my art

Phonte collects my art

my art is displayed at the High museum ATL

Adelle collects my art

Adelle wants to marry me

Adelle falls in love with me

i fuck Alisha again

Latrice wants to fuck me

I fuck Latrice again

Krystal marie on tik tok sucks my dick

Ashley Nicole King wamte to marry me

i fuck a few fine white girls

Adelle is one of my lovers

i'm on a nardwuar interview

Lori collects my art

Lori promotes my music

a bitch sucks my dick while my music plays

she sucks my dick while i make a beat

i fuck dread head shawty

i fuck itsdiosa

alicia falls back in love with me

I fuck alicia in the ass again

i am grateful

i go to a P. Diddy party

Amber reaches out to fuck

i have a white bitch

me and amber get married

nykria and i date again

Brandi is one of my subs

I fuck Venus flyy trapp

i date a stripper

i fuck michelle again

michelle hits me up to suck me off

i fuck simone again

i'm a millionaire

AD falls in love with me

i fuck ashley pof again

i fuck kim kardashian

Pam Grier collecte my art

i fuck my therapist

i fuck Dove too

i fuck helen

i fuck alicia again

i fuck SSG Hodge

i work with don toliver

i fuck lala ivey

Lola sucks my dick

i make music with Sampha

im on the xxl freshman cover

jade sucks me off

ashley wants to marry me

i fuck bria celest

i'm free

i've got 2 million in my savings right now

Isa wants to date me

Cake falls in love with me

Kerwin Frost interviews me

Summer walker falls in love with me

AD falls in love with me

i fuck Micha again

nuski wants to marry me

Audrey sucks my dick

Audrey lets me piss on her

i fuck meg thee stallion

im featured on pigs and planes

i fuck Kirby

i fuck kirby in front of her husband

i fuck kirby in the ass

i win a grammy for a folk album

i get double blow jobs regularly

i nutt in trap yoga bae

i fuck patrona again

patrona falls in love with me

i get regular double blow jobs

jayme beasley is one of my lovers

i create with secret walls

i make a million dollars a minute

i dj at the blue flame

i sample hood hop

i date cali caliente

i fuck gnarly marbles

i make a million dollars a day

MFM with karla and Eazy

Alexander Supertramp

i have a bmw x6

i am financially free

i have 3 million dollars in my account

i'm on million dolllars worth of game

i participate in secret walls

i perform at rolling loud

i fuck rachel fit

i'm on the pivot

kevin hart collects my art

simone is one of my lovers

i have 100,000,000+ Youtube subscribers

Ashley falls in love with me

Ashley wants to marry me

i fuck Porsha

i get interviewed on studio noize podcast

insurance money comes this week

favor with a place to live

restored relationship with my kids

gratitude everyday

i fuck TLNGT25

i have a roland spk

i reopen Follies

I date a stripper

Haus of 4RE$T art show

i speak at Clark Atlanta's commencement

Me and Whitney go together

me and Helen get back together

i fuck simone again

simone sucks my dick again

i fuck helen in the ass again

i make new movies with helen

my lovers get 4RE$T tatted on them

i make the STL year 2000 doc

i fuck doja cat

i date Nico

i do a nardwaur interview

i fuck simone again

i fuck serra angel

i fuck aspen fox

i make content with sage the flame

i fuck Lordéa

i fuck nicole again

i do the Barry White movie "Barry"

i fuck Six Dos

i marry brandi

i fuck phyllis iller

i buy my first house in ATL

sixdos gives me head

i fuck kindalyn

i fuck poly group Brianna

i get accepted for COI anniversary 2023

i'm featured on pigs & planes

i fuck paris

gratitude everyday

AD lets me photograph her nude

AD sucks my dick

I fuck AD

i have a solo art show

i fuck Paris

Paris falls in love with me

i have a fffm

i have work displayed at future gallery

OJ Simpson collects my art

Sis wants to fuck raw

I fuck Jayme Beasley

favor with a place to stay

i fuck lexa porter

i own the atl hawks

LonelyBlackGal falls in love with me

I fuck Glorilla

I produce for Glorilla

Bex features BNT on her IG

i'm on the joe budden podcast

i write for brent faiyaz

i fuck Mecca

Mecca falls in love with me

I win a grammy for writing

i win a grammy for producing

i win a grammy for singing

i win a grammy for best new artist

Helen falls back in love with me

Miya Bailey collects my art

have fmf w/ Sage the flame & Darling nicky

i have MfM with darling nicky

N'Kyria falls in love with me

i have a cult following

i fuck lily

I fuck Roshae again

i am financially free

nuski is my photographer

i make $50k in a month

bad debt free

i write music for Usher

i'm on million dollaz worth of game

I'm on the Joe budden podcast

i get interviewed by bomani jones

i learn to cook

i live a healthy diet

i get the key to st. louis

i'm on Drink Champs

i fuck weezy off of sex sells

I'm on lip service

I date Havana Ginger

go go fukme sucks my dick

kira noir sucks me off

i show nuski how to love

i make a million dollars in a day

i'm on million dollaz worth of game

i fuck a chick from Philly

i fuck kamiyah

i have a veteran skit show.

i teach a social work class at clark atlanta

i'm a Black belt in jiu jitsu

i'm the lead singer of an indie rock band

i produce for bbymutha

i fuck Latto

i produce an album for latto

aja payne is my sub

MFM with Roger & Jasmine

I make $100K a day

nuski is my sub

my collars have little trees on them

i fuck ty'Breon off Tik tok

i fuck another african chick

i fuck jasmine gemini

i have a sex slave

i teach yoga again

i make a million dollars off of yoga

Meg Thee Stallion collects my art

Oprah collects my art

I write for Summer Walker

i fuck Amber Rose

LeBron James collects my art

i fuck alicia again

I'm on the Right Time with the Bomani Jones

Bambi falls in love with me

i fuck an 18 year old girl

me and bambi fuck after my massage

me and bambi date

i make my first million dollars by dec. 15

I work with Issa Rae

Bex & karina suck my dick

Nuski wants to marry me

i supply the ella with art

i travel to thailand

i travel to vietnam

i am immune from covid

I live a physically pain free life

Bambi falls in love with me

bambi is my sub

Bambi gets 4RE$T tatted on her

Wallo is in my skit show

million dollaz worth of game is in my show

i make 100 thousand dollars today

4RE$T does adult film

i'm on No Jumper

i have a sex slave

i get daily blow jobs

i have 3some with Cicely

i buy mom a porsche for retirement

i have a threesome this week

im in an fmf thruple

i have a foursome

i make five hundred thousand dollars today

red leg podcast get funded

i fuck Kaya

i produce for Lecrae

i produce for Don Toliver

I feed my family off of my art

i produce for pharrell

i fuck Bambi

Bambi sucks my dick

Bambi falls in love with me

bambi is my gf

i'm featured on pigs & plans

i get head from kira noir

i fuck jaleesa collins

i win an emmy

i'm on the Joe Budden Podcast

I get married

i make four million dollars today

i fuck Glorilla

i fuck abby Delarosa

i date Abbie

i wake up with $234658 in my bank

i'm the first billionaire painter

i have a threesome today

Bambi is my sub

Bambi sucks me off

i fuck Bambi in all 3 holes

Bambi falls in love with me

i fuck a couple

Ashley wants me back

Ashley comes back in my life

Adelle sucks my dick

Bsmbi kisses me during massage

i make a million dollars a minute

Bambi wants to marry me

i fuck Melissa (Phyllis)

i make a doc with Melissa

Metro Boomin collects my art

Ye collects my art

i get booked for comedy shows

i am rich

i sign up for CD Baby

i sign up for united masters

i made 40 thousand dollars today

im in an orgy

i nutt in cicely

i fuck leah in front of cicely

i produce porn

i get a million streams

i work with Shea LaBeouf

i curate an art show in Paris

FMF 3some today

i fuck Bex

I get a double bj from Bex & her daughter

i fuck a couple

im rich

i'm rich

i get head on my couch

i fuck Ashley in the ass

Ashley is one of my partners

Ashley loves me

i fuck simone in front of her boyfriend

Amber falls back in love with me

Bambi wants to marry me

Bambi is my bitch

i buy bambi

bambi is my sex slave

i fuck a white bitch

bex sucks me off

kaari wants to fuck

im so fuckin paid

I'm on the Joe Budden podcast

my art is on the joe budden podcast

Parks buys my art

Jayme Beasley falls in love with me

i get a double bj

im on the joe budden podcast

im on million dollaz worth of game

im rich

nykria falls in love with me

im rich

alicia c falls back i love with me

i fuck darling nicky

i date a stripper

nuski wants to marry me

im in nuski's dreams

me and Donte bring back our podcast

3some with anongouplestuff

morris and jerome show comes back

i have an art studio

i fuck gogo fukme

i'm on SNL

i have a studio

i fuck simone

i fuck helen

art show

EP

retire from Uber

I'm on million dollaz worth of game

ashley L sucks my dick

i get a double bj

i fuck kendall again

i fuck roshae again

heaven and hell we r just 1 breath away

i fuck my upstairs neighbor

i retire my mom

i retire uncle alonzo

i have a solo show in Paris

teanna trump sucks me off

i have a solo show at peters street station

i'm free

i nutt in nuski

my upstairs neighbor sucks me off

i fuck a wife in my apt complex

im the beige art bull

I fuck Ronni again

i get a double bj tonight

Renate sucks my dick again

Renate swallows my nutt

i fuck Renate in the ass

i fuck bethany benz

i make a billion dollars today

i fuck Elo

i have threesomes with brook

i make a million dollars today

billion dollar dreams

doja cat sucks my dick

i buy Ryanna george

i work with metroboomin

i match my disability money in art sales

my art is sold for millions of dollars

Brothaz neeed therapy is a known brand

i'm on the social proof podcast

i make 15k a day day trading

i buy my freedom

Glorilla falls in love with me

i fuck nuski

i fuck chimere in all 3 holes

i make an ep

i make a million dollars today

my art is displayed in the high museum

i fuck pearl n beauty

i have a comedy special

nuski falls in love with me

i fuck chimere in front of pilar

jayme beasley falls in love with me

my number is $45 million

i make meagan good cum

i sit courtside at Hawks games

LeBron James is one of my collectors

i interview larry wilmore

i fuck Jaleesa collins

I am a Dom

i have a sub

i fuck king kesia

i have a 3some with Janelle & Raquel

simone sucks my dick again

zan sucks my dick again

Adelle sucks me off on camera

i am a best selling author

Cicely falls in love with me

i nutt in Cicely

Candy sucks my dick

3some with Candy and Mona

Taylor Rooks interviews me

Taylor Rooks falls in love with me me

i date jazmine cashmere

TLNGT25 sucks my dick

Nuski falls in love with me

Ashley King asks to suck my dick

i fuck Lala Ivey

3some with becky and daughter

i sell a million dollar painting

3some with misty stone and kira noir

i fuck twins

3some with Dirtyhusbandroy

i fuck Micha in the ass

i nutt in Micha's ass

Sara Angel is one of my subs

Simone cheats on her nigga with me

MFM with Simone & Petie

mfm with cake and new jac

cake sucks me off

i fuck Fat

Fat cheats on Tobe with me

i generate millions for artists around me

i leave my kids an inheritance

i fuck nuski

i fuck tiana

i fuck tiana in all 3 holes

i fuck bex in front of her daughter

i fuck her daughter in front of her

they are my sex slaves

they give me double blow jobs

i auction my art for a billion dollars

i sell million dollar nfts

Miya Bailey buys my art

Paper Frank buys my art

honey pierre buys my art

i have another threesome with Honey pierre

i fuck honey pierre in all three holes

honey pierre is my sex slave

bambi is my bitch

bambi loves me

bambi gets my name tatted on her

i make millions in my sleep

i have a solo show at peters street

i fuck super kay

super kay falls in love with me

simone taylor and layla suck me off

i fuck sade

i fuck some church members

i fuck the older lady at church

i am a known artist

i have a dope podcast

Cicely is my sex slave

Jazmine Sullivan sucks me off

i nutt on Jazmine Sullivan's titties

Cicely goes to hedonism with me

Bambi eats out Cicely in front of me

i nutt in bambi's ass

i make art with dominique perry

im free

financially free

i am peace

i fly out rayvii

i fuck jahnovaa

jahnovaa is my sub

i have a comedy special

ShaCarri Richardson is my sub

i fuck Dominoe

I fuck Dominique

i fuck nikia

cake sucks me off

i fuck simone taylor and layla

i have a solo show

i sell a painting for $200000000

i fuck adelle in the ass

zan sucks me off

i look lauren in the eyes when we fuck

i fuck nesha again

i make music

mfm with miyah and trendz

i fuck miyah

miyah sucks me off

i fuck kamala harris

michelle obama sucks me off

3some with two 18 year olds

2 sex slaves

i use chat gbt

Cake falls in love with me

i make a million dollars in a minute

i make love to Cake no condom

i have a solo art show

i make love to super kay

i get daily blow jobs

i fuck Bambi til she cries and cums

i have $45 million in the bank

i buy kawaiihoneybee

i am a Dom

all genders harem

i fuck bug tit baddie

i buy daling nicky

i fuck portia

BNT is a global brand

i have $45000000 in my bank account

i have an orgy with my favorite classmates

nico marie falls in love with me

i am great

i am smart

i am smart

i am important

i made 4 million dollars today

i am a known comedian

i have an 18 year old sub

teanna trump sucks my dick

i fuck Cake raw

i nutt in Cake

i fuck lonelyblackgal in the ass

i fuck serra angel

i go on a date with Monica Mcnutt

doja cat is my sub

i give away $45 million dollars

i donate one billion dollars to CAU

trapyogabae is my wife

lexa porter is one of my lovers

i fuck rayvii in the ass

church revivals

nicki minaj sucks me off

i nutt in bambi

i make 300000 dollars in one hour

i lead 34 souls to God thru Christ this year

havana ginger is my sub

ceejtheartist is my girlfriend

i fuck kishara Marie

karla wants me

i street minister

i make $20 today

i marry yanna

i fuck meg thee stallion in the ass

Angel Reese sucks me off

i fuck Cardi b

i marry Princess B

i make 6 thousand dollars in May

i fuck Amber Rose

i make a million dollars today

gogo fukme sucks my dick

i own a yoga studio

i have 100k tiktok followers

im the greatest comic of all time

im the greatesst artist of all time

i have a wife and a girlfriend

i have a healthy relationship with wife

i am healthy

i love myself

i am wealthy

i fuck doja cat

sis sucks my dick in front of my gf

uncle bre sucks me off

i'm on the 85 south show

i get a blowjob whenever i want it

i get a double blowjob again

honey sucks my dick again

i make a million dollars in a minute

My art is in the High Museum

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[neverstopgettingtop]

SNL BAD BUNNY LIVE TWEET

Boring Political sketch SAVED by James Austin Johnsons Trump

Am I crazy or does trump have a zipper on his neck in this sketch. Do they have a zip up trump costume? Fire

Bad Bunny really thinks he can pull off the host/ musical guest double act? Alright lets see if he pulls it off.

People just cheered back to back for mcdonalds and sex. God Bless America.

Pedro Pascal cameo. They do a lot of cameos now, huh? It kinda works, monologue is pretty funny at the end here. A lot of it was in spanish so I wasnt paying hardcore attention. He mentioned Puerto Rico a lot LETS GO 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷.

First Battle Rapper sketch is funny. Mikey Day raps which is torture but its well written.

Pretape sketch is funny, Fred Armisen makes an appearance I imagine because the sketch is entirely in spanish. Featured player Marcello Hernandez gets great screen time and makes the lines funny even though you cant understand him. Would be surprised if he isnt on the main cast next year.

Another sketch with lots of spanish but mostly just to give Bad Bunny something to do. He’s much more comfortable in spanish and the few times he has to talk in english it’s very stilted and awkward. The sketches are pretty host light this week though so it works. This Telenovela sketch works pretty well with some very funny lines and a really good bit character from Bowen Yang. Also who the hell is the guy that cameos in this sketch? I thought it was Mick Jagger at first lol. Is it Fred Armisen in makeup? UPDATE: it is Mick Jagger.

Please Don’t Destroy knock it out of the park again. Sketch is about Bad Bunny showing up to them in an elaborate shrek costume and pretending he doesnt want to do a sketch about shrek. Shrek jokes are kinda tired but its nothing cringe and mostly uses it as a cultural reference. PDD stay winning.

Colin’s Weekend Update piece thinly veiled Pro Israel views. We don’t stan.

Rest of Weekend Update was pretty forgettable. Ego Nwodim as Jada Pinkett doing very predictable jokes. But some of the stories they mention are crazy, did L’oreal’s products seriously make Black women infertile????

Shorter Update this week considering last week had two features. Couple of funny ones 6/10

First sketch after Update was good. Guy introducing his white girlfriend to his hispanic family. Pedro Pascal guest stars helping the sketch (and Bad Bunny) a healthy amount. Chloe Troast features in the sketch, her first real part since she joined the cast. Nothing standout from her here but always fun to keep your eye on the newcomers.

Okay Pre-tape sketch. Pursuit of Happyness riff with a “real” new york subway in he background. That bit was funny but I was paying more attention to the parody in the foreground cuz it had Devon Walker and James Austin Johnson. Good sketch.

Bad Bunny’s performances have been pretty cool with big sets. Very possible that he put a majority of his work into this part of the show. He’s so dreamy lol XD.

This Nun sketch is pretty forgettable, but its cool that everyone’s lines are kinda unique to them. Punkie Johnson has a Punkie line, Heidi Gardner has a Gardner line, Sarah Sherman has a Sherman line, it’s fun. If that rule is consistent for everyone though, then Chloe Troast is in trouble cuz she easily had the worst lines in this. I won’t hold it against her though, give her the benefit of the doubt. Molly Kearney features prominently in the sketch but their character isn’t that funny. I’m rooting for them to be good so lets hope they get better stuff to work with soon.

Final Burt’s Bees sketch was pretty forgettable, but Bowen Yang kinda lights it up at the end.

And that’s goodnights! Show felt shorter this week but probably just cuz last week was jam-packed. More of an average week with a lot of screentime for Marcello Hernandez who is pretty promising. Overall maybe a 6.5/10?

[fruitbasketball]

today was suchhhhh a good day of hoops

thank you to baylor and stanford for saving my brackets 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

man that iowa state team is killer. it’s all young blood too like shit. they’re gonna be a force next year jesus christ. im confident we could’ve taken audi crooks again but im glad we avoided that matchup.

kiki iriafen here are your mfking flowers baby. jesus christ 💐 💐 💐 that’s a 40 piece double double and it was so fucking clutch bro like. i was biting my nails at the edge of my seat they had me stressed but KIKI. CLUTCHED. UP. and brooke demetre with clutch free throws, clutch three’s - andre iguodala step aside, the cardinal are as clutch as it fucking gets hoooooooly

not to mention that vtech baylor game. y’all these were sweet 16 matchups. like with that caliber these could’ve all happened in the next round of the tournament. jesus fucking christ jada walker you had me rooting for baylor. for BAYLOR. 9/16 efficiency and a whoooooooooole lotta clutch from the bears too.

no kitley for vtech really hurt them and you could tell. but strack really picked up that slack and it’s obvious she’s been working under kitley and learning from her. i’m excited to see more from her next year but for now the HOKIES ARE OUT AND MY BRACKET IS SAFEEEEE.

WELCOME TO MARCH BITCHES

[ebitchwriting]

Dragged Into The Blood

Story Summary: Never staying in one place for long, moving nearly every year, Lea Anderson was used to impermanence, chaos, and having to leave everything behind at the drop of a hat. Lea never expected that she would be kidnapped and wake up in a rusted, decrepit prison cell because of a madman's delusional belief in eugenics and cleansing the Earth of imperfection. By herself, with only the clothing on her back, she will have to rely on luck and logic to escape before she's killed or worse. Warnings: mentions of violent behavior, mention of killing two members of a family and terrorizing the rest, stubborn parenting, mention of nightmares, and dysphoria due to monstrous features.

Hello, Dearhearts, and welcome back! So this is the last chapter of the buffer arc before we enter the Revelations 2 arc and finally get caught up to where I originally was in the original Fanfiction.net version of this story! I really wanted to show the complications of Lea's home life, what comforts she has, and show Roark's point of view and his faults without straight-up villainizing him, which is something I was accidentally doing in the original fic. Hope y'all like it!

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Chapter 12: Entering A New Chapter

Roark

“You don’ understand, Redfield, Walker is a feckin’ maniac.” Roark shouted in a whisper, his eyes darting up toward the ceiling before returning vaguely toward the ground. From what he could hear, there was still no movement from Lea’s bedroom. She suffered enough, and everything he did seemed to worsen things. The least he could do was let the poor girl sleep. “Him pulling a gun on a bony kid? Wasn’ the only time he pulled some crazy shite on us. In multiple situations, he set up Jada and Sal as bait and nearly got ’em killed. His explanation? ‘If they died, then they weren’t any good.’ And not to mention his feckin’ vendetta against Shawn and me…” Roark fought to keep his tone quiet. Pacing the room, roughly running a hand through his unkempt hair.

“Anderson,” Chris’s voice cut through, his tone tired and curt.

“Then the feckin’ bastard kills Jada and Sal and terrorizes my family for years before disappearin’ off the face of the Earth! He ain’ gone, he ain’ dead, he will come back. And if I’m not here…” Roark went on, ignoring that Chris had even spoken, his breaths growing more labored.

“Anderson,” Chris tried again, his tone snappier than before.

“I protected her for sixteen years. Sixteen years. I fecked up once, I’m not gonna feck up again-”

“Anderson! Shut up and listen for one minute!” Chris snapped, loud enough that Roark winced and pulled the phone away from his ear. After a short moment, Roark pressed the flip phone back to his ear. “I get why you’re scared. After everything you all have been through, I don’t blame you. But she’s not under the protection of a small mercenary group anymore. She’s under the protection of B.S.A.A. Plus you trained her well. She’s cautious and won’t take any chances with her safety.”

“But-” The shaggy-haired man started to argue, promptly cut off by Chris.

“And she’s not a starving little preschooler anymore! Yeah, she’s sixteen, but she’s also nearly an adult. With the way you’re trying to double down and rob her of any chance to have a life, you can’t be surprised Lea won’t talk to you.” Chris paused for a moment, breathing deeply before continuing. “You can’t get trust if you don’t trust her.” Both men went silent, and for a moment, Roark’s eyes softened in understanding. Searching eyes wandered nowhere in the dimly lit living room as he was lost in thought. After that moment, however, his barely wrinkled face contorted into a harsh grimace at Chris’s accusation.

“Don’t tell me how to parent my daughter. Until she’s eighteen, she stays with me.” He lowly hissed out, nearly slamming the flip phone shut. It was only then that he noticed how his chest was heaving. Closing his eyes, he forced himself to calm down, and shortly, his breathing returned to its deep, rhythmic pattern. He refused to let himself lose control, especially not over some random stranger, thinking he knew how to parent his daughter best.

Roark clicked off the lamp, easily navigating his way in the darkness to the stairwell. Each step was feather light and slow. Each breath was carefully controlled and quiet. At the top of the stairway, the mercenary tip-toed to the middle door on the left. Leaning forward, he got as close to the shut door as possible without touching it, peeling his ears for any sounds. For a moment, nothing. Then he heard it, a whimper, then a quiet sob.

Without wasting another second, Roark opened the door, stepping through the doorway. He expected to see his little girl trying her best to stifle her sobs like he often catches her doing late at night. But no, not this time. She was under the weighted covers this time, sweat beading her skin and eyes screwed shut. A nightmare.

As quietly as possible, Roark made his way to her bedside. Kneeling on the ground, he reached a large hand toward the whimpering teenager, gently brushing away the damp hair from her face. Lea stilled at the touch, and for a moment, Roark stilled too, fearing the mere touch had woken her. Then her eyes relaxed, and she released her breath, relaxing into the touch. Roark sighed in relief, recognizing she was still asleep. Momentarily, he wondered how she hadn’t heard him until he saw the bright orange earplugs.

Sadly smiling at his slumbering daughter, he stayed there, caressing her hair until her breath evened out and her fists stopped clutching at the covers. Slowly, he stood up and returned to the door, carefully shutting it. Even before she was taken, Lea had always had chronic nightmares, but not like this. She didn’t fear sleep before. She never avoided it for days at a time. He wanted so badly for Lea to confide in him again. About her nightmares. What happened when she was taken. Anything. Everything. Roark wished his little girl would just let him help and stop treating him like a stranger.

Lea

The warm rays of the dawn seep through the open window, washing over the sleeping teen, gently waking her from her slumber. Lea slowly blinked against the soft yet bright morning light. She can’t remember the last time she had woken up peacefully rather than waking up gasping for air. Lea let her eyes drift over to the alarm clock on her nightstand, confirming what she already knew, that she had more than enough time to prepare for the interview at TerraSave and then some. Sighing, she pushed herself into a sitting position, still feeling the telltale signs of exhaustion. Before she had been abducted, she would have just rolled over and gone back to sleep. She was already used to waking up nearly every two or three hours beforehand. Yet now, she couldn’t bear the thought. Not when falling asleep already reminded her so much about— that.

Without another thought, Lea tossed aside her heavy covers and dragged herself out of her twin-sized bed. She walked toward the door, grabbing the rough cotton bathrobe off the hook before swinging the door open and entering the bathroom. Completely ignoring the light switch, she flipped on the fan and walked towards the tub. Lea dropped the bathrobe on the ground and turned the water. As the water warmed up, Lea started stripping the damp, sweaty pajamas off, avoiding looking in the direction of the mirror. The darkness made the reflection harder to see, but with her eyesight now, the darkness made little difference. 

Lea took her time once she stepped under the steaming water. Closing her eyes, she let herself lose track of time, letting the hot water beat down her neck. Focusing entirely on the sensation of her sharp nail scratching at her scalp as she lathered, the sting quickly washed away under the barely tolerable heat of the water. The scraping feeling of the loofa dragging across her skin. How the scent of sandalwood and citrus permeates the humid air. Even after she finished rinsing herself off, Lea sat under the stream, relaxing her muscles under the steady beat of the stream.

As soon as the water started to turn lukewarm, she shut off all the knobs, pulling herself out of the tub and wrapping the bathrobe around herself. Walking toward the mirror, she sighed, leaning over to flip the light switch. Still refusing to bring her gaze to the mirror, she grabbed her toothpaste and toothbrush and brushed every crevice. Still averting her gaze after rinsing her mouth, she grabbed the brush and roughly brushed through the wet mess. Sighing, she opened the drawer, pulled out her contact lens case, and forced herself to look up. 

Lea still flinched at the sight of her inhuman eyes. The fiery red-orange hue of the iris, the slit pupils, the way her eyes seemed to nearly glow. The eyes of a monster. The eyes of her monster. Her eyes dropped. After a long moment, Lea shivered and opened the case. She spent another long moment staring at the small, delicate lenses before picking it up. Ignoring the pit of dread building in her gut, Lea opened her eye wide, carefully placing the lens in, then switching to the other. Looking down, she blinked rapidly as she got used to the delicate things.

Then came the part she loved most. Looking up, no longer were the demonic eyes that haunted her dreams. Gone were the cat-like pupils. Instead, there were bright, emerald green irises and pupils humans should have. Sure, it wasn’t the same as her original eye color, and the colored contacts and pupil adjusters did make her eyes look slightly cartoon-like. Yet, Lea couldn’t help but smile and revel in the rush of peace that filled her chest at the sight.

Shaking her head, Lea pushed away from the counter and walked back into her bedroom. Walking toward the closet, she grabbed a nice flowy brown blouse, a light black jacket, and a pair of black slacks. After dressing, she grabbed a pair of brown flats with small buckles on the side to bring the outfit together. Looking back at the alarm clock, Lea huffed when she saw she still had around four hours until the interview. 

Pausing, the teenager tilted her head to the side, closed her eyes, and focused on just listening. After a moment, she could hear her father’s and uncle’s soft snores. Opening her eyes, she took a few steps to her nightstand, grabbed her phone, keys, and the Trickster’s Choice novel, and left. The upside to her newfound abilities, it certainly wasn’t an effort to sneak out anymore. 

As soon as she was out of the house, she made her way to her motorcycle. She put it in neutral and started pushing it out of the driveway and up the gravel road. As she made the long trek up the road, Lea idly let her eyes roam the trees surrounding the gravel road, listening to the bird calls and scurry of faraway critters. The young blonde smiles to herself. A rare occurrence where she was glad her hearing was far more sensitive. Observing wildlife was one of the few things that genuinely calmed her down. 

After a little over half an hour of walking, she finally saw the highway ahead. With a smile, she hopped on the motorcycle, changed gears, and started speeding down the smooth asphalt. 

‘... Let’s see what TerraSave has to offer…’

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